There's an economic concept known as a positional good in which an
object is only valued by the possessor because it's not possessed by
others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace
the more colloquial, but less precise "neener-neener". -Sheldon Cooper
On that subject, I'm gonna grab a slice of Giordano's Chicago style pizza (better than cookies any day).
Made a pizza the other day with dough that was made and purchased in a small village in Italy with sauce that was made at home and fresh mozzarella. put it in the oven. sparked a doob. ate the whole thing while watching tv. that was truly the greatest combination I've ever.... combined..
"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?"