My wife just made cookies.

Nener nener nener.

There's an economic concept known as a positional good in which an
object is only valued by the possessor because it's not possessed by
others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace
the more colloquial, but less precise "neener-neener". -Sheldon Cooper


On that subject, I'm gonna grab a slice of Giordano's Chicago style pizza (better than cookies any day).

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Spoken like a man who has never had my wife's cookies. Plus, I didn't have to lift a finger, or even my butt. They came to my desk.

Spoken like a man who has never had Chicago deep dish.

Damn, you got me there.

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Your avatar is particularly poignant, VI. I have home-baked cookies too, not from delayedinsanity's wife though. :)

Made a pizza the other day with dough that was made and purchased in a small village in Italy with sauce that was made at home and fresh mozzarella. put it in the oven. sparked a doob. ate the whole thing while watching tv. that was truly the greatest combination I've ever.... combined..

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"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?"

Wouldn't it have made more sense to buy a bag from a small village in Italy, then order Domino's?

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