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04-04-2008, 11:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Wildhoney La Vida es Sueño Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oldham Posts: 2,182 Thanks: 88	If a programming language was a boat… Very good: If a programming language was a boat… ! __________________ The man who comes back through the Door in the Wall will never be quite the same as the man who went out.

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Village Idiot Wizard Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 998 Thanks: 17	Something strange tells me they dont like PHP. __________________ My ultra secret tool for answering questions I do not know the answer to.

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TlcAndres The Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 265 Thanks: 2	PHP should be a cruise ship...or a cigarette boat. __________________ "What everyone seems to forget is that while knowledge certainly is something - it's the implementation of knowledge that brings power" - Andres Galindo.

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Village Idiot Wizard Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 998 Thanks: 17	My extentions to it: Basic Completely padded form all that is going around it, basic is the easiest language out there. Although it is not capable of going many places, or being in open water, it is simple enough for a 18 month old to use. Coldfusion (The Titanic) A giant, expensive, resource hog among laguages. Didn't go far forward before going down. COBOL (Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language) (canoe) Has been in use for hundreds of years. __________________ My ultra secret tool for answering questions I do not know the answer to.

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Wildhoney La Vida es Sueño Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oldham Posts: 2,182 Thanks: 88	I just giggled when I saw the PHP one. Lol Village Idiot! Oh boy, I'll have to put my mind to work. __________________ The man who comes back through the Door in the Wall will never be quite the same as the man who went out.

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Wildhoney La Vida es Sueño Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oldham Posts: 2,182 Thanks: 88	Visual Basic As time went on you realised it was completely bloody useless. ASP You've yet to find any mug who runs an IIS web server. Javascript There's always one smug git. Actionscript We hope you enjoy the changes we made to Actionscript 3.0. __________________ The man who comes back through the Door in the Wall will never be quite the same as the man who went out.

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Something strange tells me they dont like PHP.

Yeah I saw that, it sounds like they despise the language, I wonder if they've coded in it? Haha..

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PHP is a bamboo raft. A series of hacks held together by string. Still keeps afloat though.

Oh that sucks arse..

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04-05-2008, 07:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Haris The Frequenter Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 360 Thanks: 24	PHP one is a lie. The programmer on the bamboo raft probably sucks at PHP. I like the Ruby boat. I want PHP to be like that , probably by PHP6-7? __________________ Necessity is the mother of invention. My blog

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PHP one is a lie. The programmer on the bamboo raft probably sucks at PHP.

I like the Ruby boat. I want PHP to be like that

, probably by PHP6-7?

I think ASP should be on the Raft, >:D

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