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TlcAndres 01-02-2008 10:48 PM

A rather interesting page
 
It's a page more or less full of programming quotes..

Quote:

PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.

Jon Ribbens

Quote:

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users".

Edward Tufte
Programming Quotations

obolus 01-02-2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

I remember this one

Village Idiot 01-02-2008 11:20 PM

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why.
Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

Wildhoney 01-02-2008 11:26 PM

Quote:

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users".
Lol! Aye, the drug trade as well :-) ! Hooked.

Village Idiot 01-04-2008 10:04 PM

This quote, in a nutshell, sums up my theory of how programmers should program.

Quote:

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein

edit:


And a quote of mine
"Code before the compile is like communism. It works in theory. But when you actually try to do it, man oh man it just wont work!"


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