The php pages in the site were written by a coder who could not finish the job, and not being a coder, means I can't launch the site until I can get some help to tidy up the little bits n pieces that need work.
I could certainly do this for you. Take me a couple of hours at $60 an hour. I'd resize all those images for you via PHP'd GD, and then set it to create thumbnails when any subsequent images are uploaded so you won't have any problems again.
The man who comes back through the Door in the Wall will never be quite the same as the man who went out.