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Old 01-11-2008, 08:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Village Idiot
Salutations appreciated consumer of extravagant commodities. It is with the greatest regrets I am obligated to inform you that I am endeavoring to abstract a remaining delinquency in the application so I may discharge it. I require additional portions of time for the acquisition of the location of this problem. I will not misappropriate any additional authorized time; rather I will use to improve this product in a substantial way. I am prepared to compensate additional authorized time with the building of a component of minuscule to intermediate voluminosity for free or a significantly reduced moolah.
I just had to nitpick, but you didn't say something FUNNY like "moolah" just to break the humdrum-ness of the "letter".

Though if I took the time to be that serious, I wouldn't say "moolah" either.
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