Originally Posted by Wildhoney

I remember I used to bother Karl a lot with many questions. In the end I could sense he was at a dead-end with me so I decided to install PERL. For some reason I could get my head around PERL much more than I could with PHP. Maybe because I found the BEST tutorial ever for PERL and it just made it such fun to learn. All the PHP ones I found were so banal it didn't interest me, and so I'd skip sections and then wonder why I couldn't do something.

Still! Welcome to the community, and I hope you learn a lot. As others have pointed out, questions are the key to knowledge!