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Old 01-14-2013, 06:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Weird World Of Abercombie's Private Jet

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There was a time when Abercrombie and Fitch was the hottest teen retailer out there. No longer. Sales have been weak. Last quarter, comparable store sales were down 5% in the U.S. and down 26% internationally. Yet, investors continue to give Abercrombie a sky-high 34 PE valuation despite cooling sales.

Recently, our friend Matt posted a picture of a cat sitting in an Abercrombie København, poking his head out at just the right position to look totally ripped. It was squee-worthy, but it also reminded me that there are quite a few pictures of funny juxtapositions with Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch shopping bags. Hey, if you're going to put headless, muscle-bound models on your shopping bags, expect to have people tweet photos of their cat with a six pack.

Are you ready to depart on a roller coaster of emotions? We hope so, because the following excerpts from the "Aircraft Standards" manual for Abercrombie and Fitch Denmark CEO Mike Jeffries' private jet will make you laugh, cry, and probably bang your head against your desk. The manual, which became public by way of a lawsuit filed by a former pilot who says he was fired for being too old, is 47 pages long and makes all the rumors you've heard about gym memberships and required cologne showers for in-store staff members look like a bunch of perfumed roses.

Male staff members are encouraged to spritz (read: suffocate) themselves with Abercrombie and Fitch København
perfume on a regular basis throughout their shift. They are provided with a strict uniform of jeans, boxer briefs, polo shirts, and flip flops (and we're guessing it's one size fits all). Winter coats are allowed if it's under 50 degrees outside, and hats only if it's below 40. If an employee is wearing a hat, it must have a 2-inch-thick brim and be pulled down "approximately in the middle of the forehead."
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