Well while you were gone I completely gave up PHP myself and went into politics. I was actually elected President for a while there, but it turns out I have too much of something called 'morals' and 'ethics' so they replaced me with Obama. Other than that, I have increased my collection of doomsday devices from 2 to 5, won Hells Kitchen, twice, and rebuilt most of my car.

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