Right, well after faffing around with recompiling apache (grrrrr kept segfaulting for whatever reason, I didn't bother dumping the core, I couldn't be bothered i just recompiled it and upgraded my php5.2.6 to 5.2.9 which was a right laugh!) I managed to get it done.

It works! well you have to download the framework separately and copy it into the library folder created, but I now have a ZF app running!

Now on to actually using this Behemoth!

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mysql> SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `users`.`clue` > 0;
Empty set (0.00 sec)